Jokes

Jokes

This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday. He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home. She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: “Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!”. Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: “Who the hell is that?” “I am the devil”, she replied.
The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: “Damned pleased to meet you. I’m Harold Jones. I married your sister.”

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News and Views

The X Factor

Things are really heating up on the X Factor and the fight to stay on is getting more intense.  Melanie Amaro as was expected safely made it through.  So did Josh Krajcik and Rachael Crow.  Chris Rene surprisingly made it through.  The fact that he made it through I believe negatively impacted on Drew’s chances of staying in the competition because someone had to leave and with the choice being between Marcus Canty and Drew; it came as no surprise that Marcus was given the edge over Drew.  Simeon tried to play mind games with Nicole and Paula, saying he took full responsibility and that it was his fault Drew found herself in the position she was in.  No one fell for it and both voted for Drew to go home.  I believe the person who received the shock of the night was Astro who received the least votes and was sent home.  I hope last night will serve as a valuable lesson to Astro; it is better to be in the bottom two than to not be in the competition at all!

News and Views

The X Factor

 

 

Last night was Michael Jackson Night on the X Factor where contestants were asked to perform a song done by the late superstar. Josh Krajcik although not quite in his comfort zone gave a good performance of ‘Dirty Diana”. Marcus Canty song I felt was not the best song for him given the fact that last week he was in the bottom two. I think he might have done better with a more popular song. I did not quite feel Rachael Crow “Can You Feel It” Last night’s performance was definitely not one of her best. Chris Rene’s vocals were not that good, he is not the greatest singer, will America keep him around? Tonight will tell. Drew gave a very good performance of “Billie Jean”. It was really good. Astro took the song ‘Black and White’ and really made it is own. One cannot deny the fact that he is really very talented. However the performance of the night came from Melanie Amaro. Her performance was the best of the night. America has voted and the question now is, which two contestants are going home tonight?

Thought For Today

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Fearing people is a dangerous trap, but trusting the Lord means safety {Proverbs 29 V 25}

 

 

Never slander a worker to the employer or the person will curse you, and you will pay for it.  [Proverbs 30 V 10}

 

 

There are three things that amaze me- no, four things that I don’t understand: how an eagle glides through the sky, how a snake slithers on a rock, how a ship navigates the ocean, how a man loves a woman.  {Proverbs 30 V 18 & 19}

Thought For Today

Thought For Today

 

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It is wrong to show favoritism when passing judgment.  A judge who says to the wicked, “You are innocent,” will be cursed by many people and denounced by the nations.  But it will go well for those who convict the guilty; rich blessings will be showered on them.  {Proverbs 24 V  23, 24 & 25}