Reflections

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Lost in the silence,
Drifting away,
Deeper and deeper,
Peace,
Tranquility,
No sound,
Lost,
Yet free,
Escape the past,
Drifting into the future,
Soft lights,
Getting brighter,
Soft hands,
A gentle touch,
And then,
Awake.

Young Love

Nestled among fragrant blossoms,
Like a young child,
Suckling at its mother’s breasts,
Tiny arms, clutching at warm flesh,
So it is with young love awakening,
Slow, tentative, and unsure,
Reaching out,
Trying to find its way.

Be Polite

I think it’s fun to be polite,

to say good morning and good night,

and thank you too, and if you please,

there are no nicer words than these,

unless perhaps it is hello,

or sorry I stepped on your toe.

Being Polite

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This Poem is about bullying (Written By Kerry)

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young poets corner

this poem is about bullying

s: is for sadness which i feel
t: is for the tears trickling down my face
o: is for offending which they do to me
p: is for picking on me
b: is for bullying and how horrible it is
u: is for upsetting which i always feel
l: is for lying when confronted
l: is for laughing when they see I’m upset
y: is for `why me`
i: is for ignoring which i rather they do
n: is for nasty for the names they call me
g: is for ganging up on me

NAME: kerry   AGE: 12   LOCATION: newcastle

Bar Jokes

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Bar Jokes

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long – but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”


A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.” The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?” “Just rub toilet paper between them.” Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?” “I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.”

Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order.

“Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman.

“I’ve only got to make a will. And do you know what I’m going to do with all my money? I’m going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life.”


Second Opinion

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”

She says, “I was in bed.”

“In bed this early, doing what?” Shouts the doctor.

“Getting a second opinion!”


A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She has been having some strange symptoms and I’m worried about her,” the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, “Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.”
The mother gasped, “That’s nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men.” She turned to the girl. “You don’t, do you, dear?”
“No, mumsy,” said the girl. “Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!” The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, “Doctor, is there something wrong out there?”
“No, Madam,” said the doctor. “It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up.

More Jamaican Jokes

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Dig Up The Garden

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An old man lived alone in St. Mary, Jamaica. He wanted to plough his field to plant potatoes, but it was very hard work, and he was unable to do it alone. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, “Papa, beg yu nuh dig up the garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!”

At 4 a.m. the next morning police and soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son’s reply was: “Now plant yu potatoes, Papa. Is the best I could do at this time.”

A Jamaica Joke

Big Shot Jamaican

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Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school.

He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened
his new law office in New Kingston.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. “No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won’t settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details.”

The “conversation” went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, “I’m sorry for the delay but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?” The man replied, “I’m from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone.”

A Jamaican Joke

The Jamaican On A Ship

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On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you … If I can’t, then I will be your slave!”

The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.

The English man dropped tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.

Now it’s the Jamaican man’s turn …. He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, “Yeah man, find that bloodclaat nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?”