A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.
Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order.
“Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman.
“I’ve only got to make a will. And do you know what I’m going to do with all my money? I’m going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life.”
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.
She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”
She says, “I was in bed.”
“In bed this early, doing what?” Shouts the doctor.
“Getting a second opinion!”
A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She has been having some strange symptoms and I’m worried about her,” the mother said.
- Doctor Jokes (marvaseaton.wordpress.com)