Did you know there is a Small Penis Competition? Oh yes there is. The Small Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is scheduled to take place at Brooklyn’s Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, on June 13. Competitors will strip down and display their genitals through underwear and swimsuits at the competition. The winner of the smallest penis will win a prize of $500, a crown and a sash. The organizers apparently are having difficulty finding contestants. Surprised????
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Now that is a consolation prize if I ever heard of one.
That is a prize not many will want to claim Marissa.
I’m from Brooklyn, by the way. You? May be able to nominate a couple…
I understand that you can do that, but they might be mad at you!
This is very true!
No I am not surprised at all!! Now I have heard it all!!
Apparently this competition is in it’s third year. Don’t know how it has lasted this long.
🙂 neither have I, knowing how sensitive men are about this I am surprised it got off the ground. 😉
That’s true let see how long it is going to go on for.
OMG… what they come up with ! lol
I was surprised when I came across this story…when you think you have heard it all…
It gets more popular every year. I should know, since I was in the first one and will compete again this year!
Good for you…have fun!!
So, who wins? The biggest or the smallest? If it’s the biggest, I’ll enter. If it’s the smallest, I’ll pass. Hilarious.
This is really funny …you have to be really small to win.
Hmmmm…I wonder why nobody signed up?? Its the “little things” in life that are important right??
This is a competition that is not going to attract a lot of candidates. They won’t want everyone to know every little thing about them.
Wow, first reality TV and now a small penis competition. Just when I thought I’ve seen everything. The organizers of this event must be bored. 😉
People are always coming up with new idea and different kinds of entertainment. The question is what will they think of next.
Yeah, and nothing should surprise me but this just seems a tad over the top and I have to wonder why?
I guess someone thought it a fun idea and decided ro try it out to see how many men would enter .
LOL Lord help us.
Guess I missed the pageant. Damn! Oh well, I was getting excited about the possibility of winning a “slash” but figured it was a typo and I don’t need no schtinking sash. 🙂
Ron
You probably wouldn’t have won anyway Lol!
You’ve been peeking again! 🙂
ha ha ha just taking a guess!