Did you know there is a Small Penis Competition? Oh yes there is. The Small Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is scheduled to take place at Brooklyn’s Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, on June 13. Competitors will strip down and display their genitals through underwear and swimsuits at the competition. The winner of the smallest penis will win a prize of $500, a crown and a sash. The organizers apparently are having difficulty finding contestants. Surprised????