EMPOWERING WOMEN

Home » Jokes » Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,395 other followers

Follow me on Twitter

Instagram

Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody’s yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them,

“Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?” asks the lawyer.

“We’re down on our luck, have no jobs and are very poor!”, they both respond.

“Well then, come with me” the lawyer insists. “I’ll do what I can to help, after all – it’s clear you’re desperate and you’re clearly willing to do what it takes to get by.”

After a fifteen minute drive, the two poor men arrive at a beautiful estate on five acres of land right on the 18th hole of a prestigious golf course. They became excited at the chance to finally get some work.

“Sir, we can’t thank you enough! Thank you so much for this opportunity. We will make you happy!” they exclaimed with joy!

“Ah, it’s no problem. I’m just happy to help.” replied the compassionate lawyer. You can eat all the grass you want, it’s got to be at least a foot tall by now!”

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Poetry Book

Ghosts of His Past

Follow EMPOWERING WOMEN on WordPress.com

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,395 other followers

Blogs I Follow

Roland's Ragbag

A Melange, a Miscellany, a Mishmash - of memories, reflections and comment

@poetryhub

poetry hub. poetry all day every day. my poetry. your poetry. find your next book here @flyingthroughthepages

Betsey Venom

Fashion, Thrifting & D.I.Y. Style

SCL.

Welcome to my head

SAND DOLLAR SEASON

PENNY POEMS and OTHER WORDS...

Frank J. Tassone

haikai poetry matters

A RAIN-DRIED NOTION

Drop by to read short stories, reviews, etc

Melody+Theology

Sing a new song to Him; play skillfully on the strings, with a joyful shout. For the word of Yahweh is right, and all His work is trustworthy. Psalm 33:2-3 HCSB

Fidget

fidgetpoetry

Worried Prose

Why not read some poems?

Mild Musings from a Mediocre Man

This side was made for you and me

Sex With Luna

Sex, Love, & Passion

Bad Writer

I post my poems and short stories. Hope you like them. If you'd like to use some of these, or quote from them, please credit me. Thanks everyone.

Lost in Thought

photography and musings

%d bloggers like this: