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Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody’s yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them,

“Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?” asks the lawyer.

“We’re down on our luck, have no jobs and are very poor!”, they both respond.

“Well then, come with me” the lawyer insists. “I’ll do what I can to help, after all – it’s clear you’re desperate and you’re clearly willing to do what it takes to get by.”

After a fifteen minute drive, the two poor men arrive at a beautiful estate on five acres of land right on the 18th hole of a prestigious golf course. They became excited at the chance to finally get some work.

“Sir, we can’t thank you enough! Thank you so much for this opportunity. We will make you happy!” they exclaimed with joy!

“Ah, it’s no problem. I’m just happy to help.” replied the compassionate lawyer. You can eat all the grass you want, it’s got to be at least a foot tall by now!”

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