A Jamaican Joke

The Jamaican On A Ship

On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you … If I can’t, then I will be your slave!”

The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.

The English man dropped tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.

Now it’s the Jamaican man’s turn …. He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, “Yeah man, find that bloodclaat nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?”

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